corvette owner

A person that buys a car to make up for some other lacking feature. ie, can't afford a real race car, or needs to bring special attention to himself. Females are not applicable to being a "Corvette owners" as they actually enjoy the ownership of the vehicle not the attention that it brings. A real corvette owner will not drive in the rain nor drive if rain is in the forecast. Rain will melt a corvette owner just as it melts snowflakes.

At the traffic light next to me was a corvette owner. 2019 White nice looking car. When we took off, I heard the car stall as he was not proficient with a manual transmission.

house owner

House owner is a minecraft player who plays with skydoesminecraft

Dude did you see the new house owner map

Jeep owner

Someone who cannot simply bare the fact they drive an unreliable vehicle that costs far too much on gas and has the possibility of breaking down at any given moment

Ew, she’s a Jeep owner…

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Evo Owner

An individual who acts like an expert in a subject area, constantly stating facts and correcting people, but who actually has very little knowledge on the subject

Don't worry about it. He's an evo owner.

d-owner

Those who donate to online celebrities and own their opinions...

"Don't listen to him, he only speaks for his d-owners"

Home Owner

A Home Owner is one who owns a home,
this can also be a insult.

Your suck a fucking homeowner!
You Home owner!

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Tesla owner

Somebody who is not sure of the road rules or how to drive and require some assistance driving on the right side of the road. Often times you will catch them rolling through wealthy neigborhoods admiring houses and running stop signs.

Hey, watch out for that tesla owner driving in oncoming traffic!

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