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<John:> You sir, are an oxymoron!
<PepsiCola:> Yes!
A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined. Americans are uncultured morons.
The suggestion from the intelligent american was met by a deafening silence.
Contradiction number one is a joke but not an oxymoron, number two is from the Oxford English Dictionary
oxymoron: figure of speech combining two normally contradictory terms.
(e.g. "tolerant LK", "correct LK",etc.).
-A smiling moron who talks really loud and is very convincing. They normally try to sell you cleaning products.
-Anyone stupid enough to buy the products sold on late night tv.
That guy on the Oxy clean commercials, he's and Oxymoron.
two words with opposite meanings placed next to each other to mean something new
a combination of contridictory words
I went out to eat with my hoe and she ordered the JUMBO SMRIMP.
A black person. This usage is derived from the regular meaning of " oxymoron " as " a contradiction in terms " by following the thought that " black people " are neither black nor people. There's a secondary connotation from the sound of " oxymoron " that implies something like " stupid person (unnecessarily and undeservedly) breathing air ".
- " I wonder who worked hard to earn the money to pay for that car? "
- " It wasn't that oxymoron. "