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<John:> You sir, are an oxymoron!
<PepsiCola:> Yes!
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A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined. Americans are uncultured morons.
The suggestion from the intelligent american was met by a deafening silence.
Contradiction number one is a joke but not an oxymoron, number two is from the Oxford English Dictionary
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oxymoron: figure of speech combining two normally contradictory terms.
(e.g. "tolerant LK", "correct LK",etc.).
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-A smiling moron who talks really loud and is very convincing. They normally try to sell you cleaning products.
-Anyone stupid enough to buy the products sold on late night tv.
That guy on the Oxy clean commercials, he's and Oxymoron.
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two words with opposite meanings placed next to each other to mean something new
a combination of contridictory words
I went out to eat with my hoe and she ordered the JUMBO SMRIMP.
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A black person. This usage is derived from the regular meaning of " oxymoron " as " a contradiction in terms " by following the thought that " black people " are neither black nor people. There's a secondary connotation from the sound of " oxymoron " that implies something like " stupid person (unnecessarily and undeservedly) breathing air ".
- " I wonder who worked hard to earn the money to pay for that car? "
- " It wasn't that oxymoron. "
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