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Bible Studies

<John:> You sir, are an oxymoron!
<PepsiCola:> Yes!

by B-Drac August 02, 2003


oxymoron

A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined. Americans are uncultured morons.

The suggestion from the intelligent american was met by a deafening silence.
Contradiction number one is a joke but not an oxymoron, number two is from the Oxford English Dictionary

by Stultus von Americana September 23, 2003


oxymoron

oxymoron: figure of speech combining two normally contradictory terms.

(e.g. "tolerant LK", "correct LK",etc.).

by 100%Caborn May 22, 2005


oxymoron

Oxygen filled moron.

A Moron filled with Oxygen.

by OxyGen ius February 17, 2005


oxymoron

-A smiling moron who talks really loud and is very convincing. They normally try to sell you cleaning products.
-Anyone stupid enough to buy the products sold on late night tv.

That guy on the Oxy clean commercials, he's and Oxymoron.

by Hotshooter August 15, 2007


oxymoron

two words with opposite meanings placed next to each other to mean something new

a combination of contridictory words

I went out to eat with my hoe and she ordered the JUMBO SMRIMP.

by Jess'ca February 21, 2003


oxymoron

A black person. This usage is derived from the regular meaning of " oxymoron " as " a contradiction in terms " by following the thought that " black people " are neither black nor people. There's a secondary connotation from the sound of " oxymoron " that implies something like " stupid person (unnecessarily and undeservedly) breathing air ".

- " I wonder who worked hard to earn the money to pay for that car? "
- " It wasn't that oxymoron. "

by kartie606 March 08, 2008