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Jordan Peterson

Most people know this but it’s a name for when you have a gigantic explosive diarrhea level shite in your jorts.

John: Why are Michaels jorts brown all of a sudden?
Jimmy: Ah yes someone made him jump and he did a Jordan Peterson.
John: Ohhhh.

by Manfoetus July 17, 2023

14πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


scott peterson

Proof that justice and money are synonymous in this capitalistic society.

Man, I can't kill her, I ain't got O.J. money, I got Scott Peterson money- do it yourself!

by Demetric June 27, 2005

23πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


drew peterson

a type of marijuana that is so strong it will kill your lungs. Refered to the guy that killed 3 of his wives.

( Dude 1) Man i got some of that drew peterson right now, you gotta try it.
(Dude 2) Hell ya man light that shit up.

by theclockticker December 23, 2009

12πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Mr. Peterson

tells a student to turn in work tomorrow and then proceides to take 50% off of the work. refuses to TBAG on halo. His gamertag WE GOT SIX. YO!!!!

My homework assignment has been Mr. Petersoned.

by John Materiata March 9, 2009

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


VON PETERSON

Squeezed or stretched video resolution

Aw man, this video looks all von petersoned.

Von peterson footage is something a video editor with little to no experience does.

by thedelmarGOD329 August 21, 2019


coach Peterson

a baseball coach at Randall who doesn't brush his hair and lies about having a wife.

omg I hate coach Peterson so much. he gets butt hurt over every little thing.

by bad ass you know who February 22, 2017


Daddy Peterson

A person who is dominant in a sexual manner whom enjoys spanking their partner in a way that is borderline abusive. The spanking used to be a legitimate form of punishment in the bedroom, but is frowned upon in today's society and could result in a prison sentence. Mainly used in male on male relationships and used affectionately.

Brad always complained about the beatings he got from his Daddy Peterson, but always went back to him after the off-season.

by Sunset Wolf September 16, 2016