PHD

stands for Pretty Huge Dick

"you know all the girls love my PHD"

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phd

In the working world: Post Hole Digger.

Joe: Hey Johnny is a PhD.

Shawn: How is he a PhD? He doesn't even have a degree.

Joe: He is a Post. Hole. Digger.

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PhD

An acronym for "Permanent Head Damage"

Landlord: How are you these days?
Tenant: I am close to graduation.
Landlord: You are still in school?! Are you a genius?!
Tenant: This PhD program takes a long time and makes me depressed all the time.
Landlord: Well, you are gonna be a suger dad very soon!

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phd

Pussy Hogging Dickhead

Ryan got his PhD from cockblocking all of the time.

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phd

phoney hitler doctorate

i've got a phd to be pretentious and to impose and pander low-life peasants, plebeians, and pathetic imbeciles.

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PhD

A fake doctor. Someone smart, just not smart enough to get into medical school.

He went to school and earned his PhD, (doctor of philosophy).

Snob who does'nt help people, but calls themselves doctor

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phd

A abbreviation for Pimpin HOes Daily. Also known as a Player Hater Degree.

I got my PhD fo pimpin hoes daily!

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