Pi

The number pi in approximation is 3.141596, but the number goes on forever, here is a large sum of digits
3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217986094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872146844090122495343014654958537105079227968925892354201995611212902196086403441815981362977477130996051870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859502445945534690830264252230825334468503526193118817101000313783875288658753320838142061717766914730359825349042875546873115956286388235378759375195778185778

man:today is pi day!
wife:bro, it's been five months since pi day

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di pi pi pi

very creative insult

"You're such a di pi pi pi"

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pi

This isn't a number. It's a cake like thingy placed in a tin and baked in an oven, you little shits.

I am just gonna write p... hang on! What's that smell? Poop flavored pie?! Must go!

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Pies

What New Yorkers call their Pizzas.

"Let me have a piece of that pie"

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Pies

Very large tits...that are good looking.

Wow, presto you have some succulent PIES

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Pi Kappa Pi

the realest fake fraternity on a Christian Campus. I hear they butt chug Four Lokos and shotgun Vodka. What a bunch of Bros #SoFraternity

I hear Pi Kappa Pi make their pledges show their wankers to the little sisters
Bro no, I know that is Alpha Gamma Chi

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PIS

PIS = "Positive Internet Support." Sending PIS is a way to say "Hey, I'm here for you. I'd be hugging you in real life, but since I can't, I'm sending you comfort as best I can, here on the internet."

"I'm so sorry to hear what's going on with you. *hugs and PIS*"

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