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A mythological non-country similar to other fantastical places such as Narnia, Westeros and Never Never Land. Although 3,500 years of history and archeological evidence points to the fact that this area is the Land of Israel and has always belonged to and been inhabitanted by Jews, Arab colonizers occupied it along with large swaths of the Levant and North Africa which they are not indigenous to either. Those known as Palestinians (read: terrorists) have a long and glorious history of approximately 59 years, during which they are primarily known for blowing themselves up, beheading children, stabbing civilians, firing kasam rockets, and car rammings. After these festivities die down, they participate in a rituals of crying after the inevitable consequences of their peaceful actions are dropped on their heads in the form of bombs (read: justice). Scientists predict that in the near future Palestine will disappear as magically as it came into being due to a naturally occurring phenomenon called the Nakba II.
Did you know that Palestine was the first country to put a man on the moon? Just kidding, it never existed
In 1996, Palestine adopted the phoenix as its national bird due to it's explosive tendencies and lack of existence
Palestine was the first country to introduce Russian dressing to the world. Later the Russians stole it from them but it had always been their dressing for hundreds of years!
A land made up by the Greeks. where bombs and guns can be found in every school house.
Let go to Palestine and get the weapons to attack a people based on religion from the classroom.
An occupied area in Israel full of Arab outcasts that other Arab countries refused to take in and who have no real connection to the land yet claim is "occupied" by Israelis, who, by recorded history, are proven to be indigenous to the land despite lies claiming otherwise.
Palestine is really PaLIEstine.
"You look so similar to Palestine."
"What do you mean?"
"Strong!, and beautiful, and a thousand enemies want you."
a country that claims to be a good place but it isn't. its full of pro-terrorism people and anti-semitic people that do not know the real situation going on right now.
hey man have you ever heard of the war going on in Israel?
yeah I heard. lots of people are siding with palestine when they don't even know whats going on. they don't understand all the hate they're putting towards jews and israelis, and they definitely bootlick terrorist groups like their lives depend on it.
A land whose history and culture is told through the language of threads (Tatreez) and whose people teach us life, love and the meaning of strength and perseverance.
When asked about Palestine;
"We teach life after they have built their settlements and apartheid walls, after the last skies. We teach life, sir."
A make believe place that belongs to terrorists invading a real place called Israel. Also known as paleshit. Usually used when someone wants to harm innocent women and children.
Guy1: Yo dude I'm gonna kill everyone in this mall and kidnap kids and women to rape! *Displays gun*
Guy2: Dude you know what happens to those who hurt innocent people?
Guy1: I don't care! I wanna Palestine this place you islamophobe!