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The toilet overflows after you've deposited a huge turd capable of choking someone to death. This turd swims with the rising toilet waters over the brim and sails for freedom whilst simultaneously chasing your wet, shitty, pants-around-the-ankles, self.
Be careful using that toilet! You don't want to be a victim of the Panama Canal Turd!
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When you're on vacation and you find a gym or something slightly heavy (beach chair, bag, cooler, natty pack) to get a quick pump before you hit the beach. Used to effectively moisten the ladies.
Hey bro I'm gonna go get a quick Panama City pump before we storm the beach like Normandy.
Spending years in California, you move for a few months to Panama City, Florida. While there you take a trip to Hooters to see the local talent. Now, you’re use to eights and tens in California, but in Panama City you’re gonna find a Sarah Jessica Parker is considered a ten compared to some of the toothless, Cesarean scarred women you meet there. Once you head back to Cali you’re going to find your standards have been lowered just a bit and you now find a four or a six might not be beautiful, but she’s at least Panama City Hot.
“Eh, she’s ok... Panama City Hot.”
Shot consisting of 1/3 honey whiskey, 1/3 tequila and 1/3 rumplemintz. Especially delicious and effective when consumed in multiple doses and when one feels the urge to "animal some shots."
Dude 1: Yo, let's animal some shots.
Dude 2: Bartender, we would like to get animal on some shots. What would you recommend?
Barkeep: I recommend you each inhale an Animal in the Panama Canal stat... perhaps even multiple.
Dude 1: Excellent choice, for later we will hit up Club Vogue and possibly even light some stuff on fire.
When a woman and her partner are too drunk to notice the taste of sour, warm beer. The partner takes a warm beer and puts it in his/her partners vagina then drinks it.
"You look hungover"
"Stop yelling at me, my boyfriend and I did a Panama Hot Tub last night"
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When you take a poop in a toilet and proceed to jerk off and ejaculate in the same toilet before flushing.
Bro 1:Dude i just went to drain the tank in your bathroom, but there is a Panama City Pool Party going on in there!!
Bro 2: aww man I musta forgot to flush during my pre party ritual!
Bro 1: yeah man I turned the fan on cuz that bathroom was smelling like straight Jankem bro
A tattoo on the small of a woman's back.
That girl sure likes to show off her Panama City license plate!
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