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The recent outbreak of middle aged white women calling the police on black people over stupid shit. Despite the title, this is not meant to be a racist term.
Man, that Paranoid White Woman Syndrome is strong today. Debra called the cops on a black man because he walked out of the store with a can of beer that she thought he stole.
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The phenomenon when drunk people get paranoid they are doing something wrong, when useally they arn't; or atleast what they are doing is not too serious.
*Police or security walks by*
Drunk: "SHIT SHIT THE COPS!!"
Normal Person: "WTF you on about, why do you care if the cops are here?"
Drunk: "They could, like, fucking arrest us"
Normal Person: "For what?... You're just a Paranoid Drunkophrenic, shut the fuck up!"
Smoke so much weed to the point of getting paranoid, after which the high is awesome!
I got some great diesel, let's get paranoid.
Curly headed
Loud mouth
Gets close to people when speaking to them
Expects the worst of things always
And defensive
The paranoid village man doesn’t want to accept that he is always paranoid
Curly headed
Blabber mouth
Loud mouth
Always expects the worst of things
Homophobic
And tells you everything about anything And still not know nothing
The paranoid village man does not believe he is paranoid and thinks being paranoid is for fags
Curly headed
Loud mouth
Always eager to speak
He gets close when he talks to someone
And always thinks the worst of everything
The paranoid village man couldn’t accept the fact he is always paranoid
A person so bad at spelling they can’t believe they actually spelled a word correctly. Symptoms of this paranoia are changing the spelling of a word in question to trigger the spell check for confirmation. Or alternately stopping everything and checking an obviously non-misspelled word at dictionary.com.
“Hey did John ever finish typing up that paper?”
“Yeah but it took him forever, he’s such a Paranoid Speller.”