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Parker is a guy u always will want in ur life he is brudley honest about everything. Parker is a get persont to ask for advice because he always seems to know what to say. Parker is probably the smartest person you will ever meet. Parker keeps his feelings to himself and do sent share them with people that aren't close to him. A Parker will work himself into the ground trying to be the best at something even though he might never get there he keeps striving for the top. Parker can't read peoples emotions or facial expressions werth anything u need to tell him howl u feel but then he says something you will remember for the rest of your life.
Person 1: damn hes working himself in the ground I'm afraid he's gonna hurt himself
Person2: well thats Parker for ya
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Hot piece of ass. Normally has a huge dick. All the girls want him but he only goes well with k names
Before me and parker had sex i had to sign a waver
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n.
An intensely vigorous method of anal penetration, involving thrusts of metronome-like precision, which tends to violently rupture inflamed hemorrhoidal glands.
v. tr.
To engage in such an act.
"You're going to have to choose between fucking Mike and being able to shit regularly for the next few weeks, because that dude parkers like a madman."
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The act of commiting sodomy to a homosexual (male) partner in a public park or parking lot
when i was taking a midnight stroll through the park, i witnessed two homosexual individuals displaying what i believed to be "the parker"
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Hes a weirdo about tetris. Thats it +.dont care + didnt ask + ratio + cope + counter ratio + skill issue + cry about it + pinged owner + seethe + maid + stfu + no + denied + rat + counter ratio + blocked + backpilled + cancelled + stay mad + no maidens
"Have you heard about the 60 year old living in his mothers basement? Yes. Parker."
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Parker is the hottest guy in the whole entire fucking universe. His lips are sooo sooo moist, he also has a dad named
Paul who is sexy as fuck and looks like an egg. I would fuck any guy in their family.
I got so wet just thinking about parker’s moist lips and his big cock going into my tight little pu-ssy
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