Pascal Mania

Word used to describe the madness of Fans of broadway singer adam pascal who waited, got pushed, shoved and almost killed to meet and get the autograph of adam.

There was Pascal Mania today at baricades!

Pascal Skid

An extremely inexperienced computer programmer, typically who has history with the language Pascal. Who also tends to be wildly annoying and passive.

That pascal skid doesnt know what they are talking about.

Dirty Pascale

When a girl sexually assaults a boy in the shower and then 'ships him over a decade later.

Bro 1: "That dude got Dirty Pascale'd."

Bro 2: "Yeah bro, he was 12 years a slave."

Pascals Wager

In essence it means you should try to do something(break addictions,become a better friend, etc) because youve got nothing to lose if you fail. And much to gain.

Therapist: Let's say you try to quit, if you fail and relapse nothing changes, you can always try again. If you succeed you will be happy again
Patient: So this is what you call a Pascals Wager huh
Therapist: yes, yes it is

Pascale

Schmäksi, Lüüb, hasst Mensche

This Pizza without Ananas is very Pascale

Céline et Pascal

when das couple go to the cinéma with a lumière über their heads. sie watch un film, maybe un film sur politique or love or Alejandro Jodorowsky, depending on leur mood. Then they sit in the velvety seat, purple seat, and they lachen and smile nice and plein de tendresse. One moment beide parties raise the arm to put over others' shoulder, le même moment! and then they look wie eine russische Brüder drinking vodka and beaucoup de mélancholie. süß und calm, they know the adversities of Leben so ils célèbrent this exact point in temps. Das Hier and Now.

Une histoire de Céline et Pascal.

Pascal

This is a guy you’d usually see around town and once you mention battering the shit out of him he’d dash straight for you instead of rushing the opposite way

“Oi Pascal”
“Kiss my shoe”
*Pascal then begins to run towards you*