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When a male is unable to maintain an erection for the duration of sexual intercourse, It may start off hard, but undergoes a physical transformation similar to that of dry pasta boiling in water, ending up with the rigidness of a noodle.
John had too much whiskey on his date with Kathy and ended up with a case of pasta penis in bed.
to spit straight up facts
At the meeting later today Ben is gonna totally drop the pasta on the sales numbers.
Industrially-sized pasta, with random sausages, meant to be eaten in random moments. The sausages are usually hand made with leftovers, better if coming from a friend's fridge.
"so, what we gonna eat today?"
"hmmm... dunno, random pasta?"
"sounds good, I've been collecting leftovers since three days"
The epitome of the cross-country season. When the distance guys and distance girls (most of whom are visually attractive) go to either someones house or olive garden to feast on God's gift to runners...PASTAAA!
Pasta Parties often include Ping-Pong and aimless running around, just because we can.
me: DUDE! The pasta party was so awesome last night. We ate pasta and played ping pong at Brittany's house. She's hot.
friend: awesome...but running sux
Me: You're just fat so stfu
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Long thin turds that refuse to detach from the booty without help when one is defecating.
LaShonda used almost a roll of toilet paper trying to remove the booty pasta exiting her butt hole.
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Old New Jersey slang referring to the traditional, working-class Italian communities of Belleville, Bloomfield, and Nutley, in Northeastern Essex County. Most of the Italians here are descended from Newark Italians who migrated north from Newark's north end. If you go to Nutley or certain parts of Belleville, you will see people who look like they could be on the Sopranos. Nutley is known for its political conservatism and racism, as are Brookdale and Oakeview, middle-class residential areas in North Bloomfield. However, the Pasta Triangle has been declining in places as an Italian center. Belleville now also has a very large Hispanic, Filipino, and Vietnamese community, and southern and central Bloomfield has many Asians, Filipinos, African-Americans, West Indians, Russians, and South Americans. Though they still have many Italians, Nutley is the most stable, and many people from Belleville and Bloomfield have migrated from there to the West Essex-Passaic Valley-Hanover area. Belleville, Nutley, and central/north Bloomfield all have midsized, small-town type shopping centers, but the area along Bloomfield Avenue in south Bloomfield is known as a major shopping area for all of urban and suburban Essex County.
Look at those big-hair girls from the Pasta Triangle!
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Using marinara sauce or anouther form of pasta sauce as lube. Thus making pussy pasta.
EXAMPLE 1:
Stacy decided to finger herself using a jar of chunky Ragu, and made pussy pasta.
EXAMPLE 2:
Colin- I totally made pasta pussy and meatballs with Taylor last night.
Cal-You gave her the linguine weenie!
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