Border Patrol

aka "Signing the NAFTA,"

It is the act of two American roommates having simultaneous sex in two beds on opposite ends of the same bedroom--one with a Mexican and the other with a Canadian.

Snakes and I met these two girls at the bar and ended up running border patrol last night.

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stork patrol

When one or more human men patrol the streets for the most beautiful stork. When they find said stork, they precede to serenade her.

"I'm hungry for some stork love, let's go on a stork patrol."

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Swole Patrol

A brother and sisterhood of Swolebodies, bound together by Muscles, Trust, and Protein. Always leaving a trail of destruction and wet panties.

Person 1: "Man that party was fuckin' wreckin! There was this group of swolebodies just tearing shit up!"

Person 2: "Yah I know, who were those people?"

Person 3: "How could you forget? Swole Patrol, dumbass. They were chanting 'SWOLE' and getting shit pumped the whole damn time!"

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Thot patrol

Niggas who Save they niggas from Fuckin wit a female dats a thot

Ron : Damn Bruh she bad asf I'm finna see what's up wit her I'm tryna fw her heavy

Joe : NAWWW BRUHH NOOO! ...She a Thot bro she just let ole Dude Smash A couple of days ago and She be catchin bodies like bullets and topin niggas up alot

Ron : Dammnnn Goodlookin Bro I ain't know she was like that I'm glad you saved me from Fw a lil Thottie

Joe : Np Bro that's what I'm here for me and da rest of gang is on thot patrol for all our niggas

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Grom patrol

When surfing, all of the older men leave the water so that the only people out surfing are the kids (18 and below), known as "Grom Patrol"

Yeah that guy finally left! It's grom patrol out here now!

party patrol

Taking your nuts out of your pants and screaming "Party Patrol!"in a public area. Usually done when running or bouncing around.

"Hey look, its the Party Patrol!"

Paw Patrol

The TV show for kids that teaches them that they too, can break the laws of physics.

Kid:"Mommy? Can I jump off the roof? I won't get hurt if the Paw Patrol can't get hurt from it..."
Mom: "Well, if the Paw Patrol is okay from it, than you will be too. Go right ahead."
Kid jumps off the roof and should've snapped his/her neck and died. But didn't...
Thanks physics <:'(

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