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When a man has pants or shorts on that are so tight that his junk is clearly outlined in them or provides the viewer with an almost "wedgie" appearence.
Gross, that guy suffers from Male Pattern Cameltoe his pants are so tight.
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When fully grown women who should know better wear clothing that is fundamentally mismatched, i.e., a striped skirt and a plaid blouse.
That fat cow of a lady over there is wearing a plaid skirt with a striped scarf. She obviously has female pattern blindness.
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When your hairline has taken too many L's, and recedes away into nothingness entirely.
Male Pattern Baldness is common in adult males over the age of thirty or so.
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When you're put on hold for a painfully long period of time.
Jan: Hasn't that helpdesk answered yet?
Sam: No, I'm in a terminal holding pattern...
When someone dips their balls in ink then flops it on the detective's table
"For extra security, I always give them my scrotal ridge pattern when I go to the station"
Premature balding found in test tube babies.
I went to the doctor and discovered that not only was I a test tube baby, but that this would cause me to develop glass pattern baldness by the time I am 23.
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In Object Oriented Programming, fuck-aid pattern is a leaky and poorly written wrapper of a non-object oriented interface.
Derived from mispronunciation of "facade pattern" by non-native English speakers.
MFC is a fuck-aid pattern wrapper for the Windows API
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