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Pavement Paralysis

The inability to walk along the street without prevention

By the time I had negotiated the mobility scooters & pushchairs, I had used half my lunch break - was total pavement paralysis!

by Littlespud October 6, 2011


Pavement pussy

A structure fire fighter or department that won't take their equipment off paved roads to assist in suppressing a wildfire.

Cal-fire is one pavement pussy after another

by Dirty ball sack February 27, 2023


Chasing pavements

This term originates from Devon, England and was first coined in the late 1960's on the children's television programme "HOW". It refers to the dance performed by sparrows when they hop from paving slab to paving slab in search of seeds or other food.

Them sparrows be chasing pavements, them be !

by Mister Big Wise Owl February 8, 2009

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chasing pavements

Slang term used for the act of specifically searching for a partner with whom to engage in either rimming, frosting or other scat related activities. The term 'pavements' is used as a euphamism for buttocks.

I'm going out chasing pavements tonight, I need me some of that hot ass fudge! hmmmmmmmmmmmm

by The Pounder January 29, 2008

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Chasing pavements

Game played by teenagers in urban UK. One player spots dog feces. Players stand at an equal distance from the feces and mastrubate. Upon ejaculation, they aim at the feces. The one that shoots the furthest is the loser and has to put the feces in his mouth.

The guys were chasing pavements...

by Don pb March 27, 2009

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pavement shagger

Man who has sex by rubbing his genitals on the pavement.Also known to obtain gratification by rolling around in bin-liners filled with garbage

Appeared on HIGNFY.

by global February 14, 2004

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Pavement Pizza

The unfortunate result of a suicidal person leaping from a very high building or tower and hitting the sidewalk or road.

If he jumps, he's going to be pavement pizza.

by darkguardian1314 January 23, 2011

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