Jason Payne

The most genius person in the world. He will smile and talk to you, but you will figure it out that you don’t really understand what the fuck he is saying. He can remember 210 of the Pi in a FREAKING morning!!!

William: Hey, you know Jason Payne?
Frances: No?
William: Damn, he is the most genius person.

connor payne

ginger person who loves food and always plays video games

wow connor payne stop playing xbox

Naomi Payne

This phrase is the highest term on the scale of words/phrases for other ways to say beautiful

Damn, that girl is so Naomi Payne

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jon payne

that chill ass mothafucka thats fuckin down to get throwed any time of tha mothafuckin day and smokes on that mary j til the day he dies! his crazy ass gets locked up too much though and gots to keep his shit on the low sometimes but when he gets off papers, shit gets crunker then a biiitch especially when he sips on that gin!

you see that crazy ass nigga jon payne last night?!!

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shawn payne

a shawn payne is a player and a jerk. most boys are jealous of his skills to play girls. is extremely strong and attractive, and usually takes advantage of that. is also very cold-hearted. a shawn payne usually falls for attention whores.

man, i wish i was a shawn payne.
UGH ! hes such a shawn payne.
dont trust him, hes shawn payne'ing you.

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Mama Payne

Martin's (Martin Lawrence's TV series, Martin) shrill, extremely frenetic, and easily excited mother (Edna Payne), who was overprotective of Martin and disliked Gina immensely. Ironically, Lawrence's mustache was never covered with stage make-up while in this role, which Gina usually pointed out when Martin and her talked about his mother.

When Mama Payne's bird died, Mama Payne lost it.

At Gina and Martin's wedding (on Youtube), Mama Payne makes an appearance and goes nuts when she thinks "Applehead" (a.k.a. Gina) has stolen her boy, Martin.

"Mama's feet stay planted. Never know when I got to go two to the body and over to the hip," shrieked Mama Payne.

Like Martin, Mama Payne's catchphrase is "DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!"

Mama Payne is a character Martin Lawrence should bring back and make a show about

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Mr Payne

A nonce that slowly but surely attacks you from behind while your doing some work. Very nice person tho

The mr Payne slowly creeps towards Thomas the dank in the engine at full speed.