a peef is ones who’s penis sucks in air through pee pee hole at a fast velocity and shoots it out even faster
i peefed all up in ambrose last night he loved it
When a man farts through his penis. Also a children's story book character. Coincidence? I think not.
I tried to let it rip, but instead it became a peef.
When a man penis Queef's like a woman's vagina.
Dude during a blowjob I totally peefed in her mouth!
A gay sex activity where one man shits into his partners butthole and then they proceed to pass the log of shit back and forth between their asses.
Hey babe I just ate a quadruple cheese pizza, wanna peef?
A special pork and beef hybrid. Very delicious. Often served as a burger however there are other ways to prepare the meat.
"Wow, is that a turkey burger?" "No, it's actually a peef burger and it's so good!"
A penis fart
like queef, but peef.
ex: "dude i keep peefing, should i go to a doctor?" "nah man, I peef all the time"
The act of forcing air out of the tip of a fully erect or half erect penis. This is basically the male form of queefing.
I woke up this morning with morning wood and I accidentally peefed my bed. It startled me so much that I shit the bed. What a morning.