clam peeper

After excessive use of cocaine, you find yourself in a huge pile of dirty laundry, trying to blend yourself in with it with your forearms crossing your face because you are beyond paranoid and think that the police are coming to get you! You unlock your forearms like a clam opening its shell to peep out to check for the police then close them to re-blend yourself into your pile of dirty laundry! See also "peeper"!

Dawg #1: Walks into Dawg #2's nasty ass apartment, "Yo,you here"? (no answer). Dawg walks around in the nastiness of the house!

Dawg #2: "Yo"! Dawg #1 hear's Dawg #2's voice but can't find him. Suddenly the pile of dirty laundry begins to move.

Dawg #1: "What the hell! You look like a clam peeping out of its shell, you wigged out clam peeper"!

Dawg #2: "Fuck off man, the cops are coming for me"!

Dawg #1: "You're really fucked up man. Get your ass outta that pile of dirty laundry. You have a pair of skidded underwear wrapped around your face"!

Dawg #2: "Nah, really man the cops are coming for me"!

Dawg #1: "I'm outta here"!

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creeper peeper

Someone creepy who spies on other people through their windows, or in locations where they are not fully clothed such as the beach, also known in the past as a "peeping tom".

"Ew those guys at the beach were staring so much! What creeper peepers."

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Tweaker Peepers

Dilated pupils. Usually caused by meth or other amphetamine use.

You can tell John’s high. He’s got tweaker peepers. You could serve dinner on those things.

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purple peeper

person who visits adult groups until they cannot stand the excitement anymore usually resulting in an overwhelming engorgement of blood in affected areas.

all the blood in purple peeper's head rushed to his other head so he can't think right now

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meh de peepers

describes someone or something that cannot be described by any other adjective or noun. It could be a person, a place, or thing, that is annoying, inappropriate, gross, etc.

(can replace a noun). Short form: MDP. Can also be associated with a face which resembles this one: n_n

Jelayna: Wow! I can't believe she just missed that shot
Racquel: Yeah she's such a meh de peeper.
Ashley: I know right, what an MDP. n_n

Ashley: Ew. What's that on the ground?
Jelayna: EW! It's some meh de peepers!
Racquel: n_n

fluffing mr. peepers

aka masturbating, choking the chicken, jacking off, self-manipulation, beating your meat, donald's mom

"After school today, I went to the bathroom and fluffed Mr. Peepers."

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peter peeper

An old grandpa looking mother fucker who hasen't seen pussy since it had him.

Stop looking at me you peter peeper! its TRUE!!!!! I Say.

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