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Love of my life.....my WHOLE life.
I shud have been more-attentive to Penelope Ruth
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A girl who always thinks things will turn out for the worse.
KPF: "My uniform got stained with gum but I think it will vanish overnight."
HBR: "No it won't."
KPF: "Well I think you're just being a Pessimistic Penelope."
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she's shy until you get to know her, she will do anything for her friends. she's pretty but doesn't believe people when they tell her. she LOVES music and will sing all the time. she may have problems like low self esteem but doesn't let that get in the way. watch out if you lose her trust or you get on her bad side you are most likely to be dead by morning. she doesn't really like physical activity but she really like boxing. though she my not look it she could probably kill you with a touch. she is also very brave and uses that to help others.
wow she must be an Annika Penelope
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A person who is not afraid to show their inhibitions, while maintaining their corky demeanor.
A penelope in a half shell could be a person who does a sand crab walk as their greeting.
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Verb. The act of conceiving a child while making a pornographic video. Most common with Kardashians and other untalented celebrities. Can also be abbreviated PSD for short.
John and Sally agreed to make a porno together, however two weeks later Sally missed her period. It was clear that she had Penelope Scotland Disked with John.
Yo man, did you hear about Frank? He PSDed. He doesn't know how he is going to afford the kid either. His penis is so small no one will buy his pornos.
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Probably the worst musician to ever exist
Sarah: have you seen Penelope scott's new album?
Joe: yeah, and it made me want to kill myself
Then Joe proceeds to beat Sarah to death for liking Penelope scott
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Any weird walking guy that in all likley hood loves the cock.
Remember that penelope strange cheese we saw in Algonquin a few years back, I bet you he loves to bend over and take it like a man.
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