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Crouching above and shitting onto someone below you.
Dude, I just Bird Perched some poor man
Someone with a mouth shaped like a perch fish. Typically used as an insult.
That perch mouth bastard over there.
A sexual position where a man stands during intercourse and holds a woman up with just his penis, wherein the woman resembles a bird perching on a branch.
During sex, he held her up with just his large penis as if she were a bird perching on a tree’s branch.
The act of pooping from atop a stahl and aiming into the toilet. Similar to how a bird would rain down on a car from a branch.
“Scott, it hurts, oh it hurts!”
“Dude, can’t you just poo like a normal guy instead of perching all of the time?”
When you perch up on a boat and your boy grabs your shaft
Last Monday I was caught off guard just perching on a boat and then my friend came up uninvited and grabbed my shaft really hard