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Taylor Percy

Refers to someone as "THE CHAMPION" knows house to handle there liquor and is immune to pussy shit

" damn dude i pulled a taylor percy lastnight and wolk up all in my own shit"

by tpercy the champion October 2, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Percy Hardon

When Percy Harvin does something so insane you draw wood.

Tim: Hey did you see Percy Harvins run last name?
Joe: Did I see it?! I had a Percy Hardon all night!

by Vanilla Weis March 4, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Percy Spliff

Derived from "Personal Spliff". A spliff that is just big enough to get one person high, usually consisting of 0.5 grams or lower. Also called a "Piner" or "Personal Piner" because the sliff or is so small.

Guy1: yo man you wanna pitch on a blunt?
Guy2: naw, ill just smoke a percy spliff.
Guy1: whateva.

by Ethan Mcgoon February 25, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


percy-speed

The slowest possible motion to still be considered moving forward.

The cliffs surrounding Niagara Falls are actually eroding at percy-speed.

by JohnnyDago February 26, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Percy pigs

Amazing M&S sweets that aren't the same anywhere. You're a twat if you don't eat the ears before the face. Never try to open them in a silent area though...

Going to shop in M&S, not because I'm rich and white, just for the Percy pigs.

by cactus12347 April 2, 2020

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


percy-speed

Abnormally slow, apathetic human movement.

It took an hour to clean the boat because Dave was moving at percy-speed.

by Donkey81 February 25, 2008

32๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


percy-speed

Percy-speed v(P) is defined by...
v(P) = Pm/rยฒ , where:

P = the percy-speed constant = 7.3635
m = your mass
rยฒ = your distance at any point in time from Percy

Essentially, the further you are from Percy, the faster you move.

The bartenders at Segafredo serve at percy-speed.

by Jeff81 April 1, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž