Refers to someone as "THE CHAMPION" knows house to handle there liquor and is immune to pussy shit
" damn dude i pulled a taylor percy lastnight and wolk up all in my own shit"
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When Percy Harvin does something so insane you draw wood.
Tim: Hey did you see Percy Harvins run last name?
Joe: Did I see it?! I had a Percy Hardon all night!
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Derived from "Personal Spliff". A spliff that is just big enough to get one person high, usually consisting of 0.5 grams or lower. Also called a "Piner" or "Personal Piner" because the sliff or is so small.
Guy1: yo man you wanna pitch on a blunt?
Guy2: naw, ill just smoke a percy spliff.
Guy1: whateva.
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The slowest possible motion to still be considered moving forward.
The cliffs surrounding Niagara Falls are actually eroding at percy-speed.
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Amazing M&S sweets that aren't the same anywhere. You're a twat if you don't eat the ears before the face. Never try to open them in a silent area though...
Going to shop in M&S, not because I'm rich and white, just for the Percy pigs.
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Abnormally slow, apathetic human movement.
It took an hour to clean the boat because Dave was moving at percy-speed.
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Percy-speed v(P) is defined by...
v(P) = Pm/rยฒ , where:
P = the percy-speed constant = 7.3635
m = your mass
rยฒ = your distance at any point in time from Percy
Essentially, the further you are from Percy, the faster you move.
The bartenders at Segafredo serve at percy-speed.
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