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a race in which every person insists their dad was a brain surgeon, general, CEO, or related to the King of Persia, until the 'Revolution'.
Back in Iran, my dad was a brain surgeon/prince/general/CEO/ambassador. Then the revolution happened.
Oh really, how old was your dad during the revolution.
He was 11.
Dude, this persian is smoking too much hashish!
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Straight Ballers, nothing less. Only race that can floss before they even show up at a party. Show Off's, Big Spenders
Are you persian? no. Well u want some persian in you? YES. works everytime with the ladies
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Persian in fact is more white and are the true arians jackass, only haters like u talk shit about stuff u dont know. Persians are hairy but not as hairy as most people think. I am persian/american and i was born in dallas texas around mostly whites or black and ive always been prowd of my race. the guy who posted his defintion before me , ( if u noticed) is a blatant homosexual hater and should come to dallas texas to get his ass beat the fuck up. 214 729 9318 or hit me up on yahoo my id is kmc187274, i got pics and i have Owned many white chicks asshole so fuck off just because us persians fuck and took ur white woman from u haters . lol the first definition of persians was probably the most correct def. of all these that ive seen posted. Persians are the most successful american minority. and we got money and cars and all that shit but u dont have to be ness. rich to have all this shit. U just gotta have hookups. Man i so feel like beating that guys ass who posted before me. fagget hater motherfucker. U sound like a complete jack ass. i would take u serious if u said that in a persians face... fagget pussy
Haters get there ass whipped . Ali G for life biatch!!!!1
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A person of the great Aryan race.
Usually fair skinned but have dark hair.
There are many variations depending on what province they are from.
E.G people from Hormozgan province will most likely have olive skin and black hair. Whereas people from Ardabil will have fair skin and brown/black/blonde hair.
Eye colours are usually Brown or Blue. Green is uncommon.
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A caucasian (racial type) ethnic group from the country of Iran(previously Persia, Pars) located in euro/asia in the sw asian region. Previously persians were zoroastrians until 632 arabs invaded persia and conqured the section that which is now Iraq. The persians got the Iranian side of the country back in 852 under the samanid dynasty. They forced islam and by the 15th century the rest of the 50% of the population was forced to be muslims. Persians or Aryans speak Farsi/Parsi although modern persian is about 20-30 loaned from arabic, french, turk and russian.
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The delicate and delightful art of taking a shit and getting directly into the shower. This promotes the the maximum level of cleanliness and increases the enjoyment of taking shits exponentially.
The term derives from the fact that Persians have extremely hair ass-holes and it is well known that simply wiping after a shit will in no way clean the ass-hole to a reasonable level. Therefore they are forced to shower after their shits to ensure cleanliness.
Dude, just did a Persian, it was fucking orgasmic.
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Same thing as Iranian.
A person that is from Iran. A person who has an Iranian background.
The main Persian religion is Islam, and the other religion right behind it is Judaism. There are few Christian Persians.
According to the U.S. government, all Persians as well as all of the Middle Easterners are classified as white (yes, even Indians), even though they really aren't. They should be classified as Middle Eastern.
The Persian Muslims are desendents of Indo-Europeans, or the Aryans, and they were white. But look at them, Persian Muslims don't have pale skin anymore (they are tan, and brown, possibly near black!), they don't have blonde hair anymore (its dark brown and black), and their eyes are brown and black now (not hazel and blue). They ARE NOT Arab!! They speak Farsi.
The Persian Jews, unlike Persian Muslims, are desendents of the Hebrews from Ancient Israel, and they are very close to the Arabs, but they are NOT Europeans. The Persian Jews are are NOT Aryan. They look the same as the Muslims from Iran, they are exactly the same, except of the religions and ancestory. But the same. Their skin colors are tan and brown as well. And NO, Persian Jews aren't cheap (ALL PERSIANS ARE CHEAP AT TIMES), and a lot of Persians need nose jobs themselves, not just the stereotypical "big-nosed" Jew. They speak the same Farsi as Persian Muslims.
Being Persian is the same exact same thing as being Iranian.
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