Most people know this but itβs a name for when you have a gigantic explosive diarrhea level shite in your jorts.
John: Why are Michaels jorts brown all of a sudden?
Jimmy: Ah yes someone made him jump and he did a Jordan Peterson.
John: Ohhhh.
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Proof that justice and money are synonymous in this capitalistic society.
Man, I can't kill her, I ain't got O.J. money, I got Scott Peterson money- do it yourself!
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a type of marijuana that is so strong it will kill your lungs. Refered to the guy that killed 3 of his wives.
( Dude 1) Man i got some of that drew peterson right now, you gotta try it.
(Dude 2) Hell ya man light that shit up.
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tells a student to turn in work tomorrow and then proceides to take 50% off of the work. refuses to TBAG on halo. His gamertag WE GOT SIX. YO!!!!
My homework assignment has been Mr. Petersoned.
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A person who voices memes on the internet AKA meme boy
Do you know Hunter Peterson the meme boy
Jaxon Peterson is legit the best person you will ever meet. He is so sweet. Once you meet him you will instantly fall in love. He's amazing at everything he does. He is practically perfection. He has really nice hair and his cute ass smile lights up the whole room. He makes everyone smile and everyone loves his dirty sense of humor. He is the best bf in the universe any girl would be fucking retarded to let him go. He stays up late with you and loves to facetime with you when you apart. Not only does Jaxon have a fucking amazing personality he is also hot as fuck. He is just perfect. No words can describe the love for Jaxon Peterson
C-wtf is up with Jaxon?
K-Nothing hes fucking perfect
N-Can't argue with that
Definition of Jaxon Peterson- PERFECTION
delaney is sooooo awesome shes hot and her mom broke her foot. if you want to tell her something, tell her shes hot. if you wanna get her something buy her Chanel or a dog. shes hot.
"yo yk delaney peterson?"
"yea what about her. shes kinda hot"
"I was gonna say the same thing"