Ping

Ping is when someone either does @everyone or @your username

It is very annoying so I mute people who do it.

A random spam pinger: @everyone @everyone @everyone

you: AGHHHHHHHHH

Mod: Uhhhhhhh ?ban

Ping

Essentially, it is when you shoot your shot with someone. Just like in networking where you "Ping" to test the reach ability of a host on an Internet Protocol network where packets are not lost, a successful ping results in getting that girl with a fat ass you've been salivating over at the gym or that hot stud across the room you've been looking at since the quarter started.

Person 1: Damn, that honey's got a phat ass.
Person 2: Bro, why don't you ping her?

Ping

Pong!

A game played to determine the next in line for the spliff.

Stoner 1 - Man I'm wasted...Ping.

Stoner 2 - Huh?
Stoner 3 - Yo check this out...oh!
Stoner 4 - Oh shit, PONG!
Stoner 2 - PONG! Ohh crap...
Stoner 4 - Safe, pass that J.

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ping ping

To cock block or to fuck some one's girl

Todd got ping pinged last night. Shit mutar fucker I was fuckin Todd bitch all night.

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ping

The time in which signals are transacted between seperate PCs; like pakcets, nukes, etc.

Dude, just shut yer mouth or I'll ping the hell out of ya

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ping

A crude onomatopoeia used to indicate that one has an erection. Derived from comics wherein erection is associated with the text "Ping!".

More broadly, the term is used as an exclamation upon the sighting of a very attractive female, implying that the sighting has the potential to induce instant erection, or has already done so.

Sometimes used in online chat to substitute explanation in any of the cases above. I.e. the chatter will use "ping!" as a substitute for "I have an erection", or, "I agree, seeing Jessica Alba in a bikini makes me hard."

1: "I was sitting in class the other day and I saw up Lizzies skirt, and all of a sudden, PING!".

2: Tom - "Get a load of that girl in the bikini over there!"
George - "Ping!"

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PING

To ping someone is to notice them. It is used by intelligence operatives on a surveillance detail, usually when the target of the operation has become aware that they are being watched, which is carefully guarded against and undesirable as it prompts the target to practice counter-surveillance drills, making them difficult to follow and usually more dangerous because they are likely to alert their colleagues that they are 'blown' (exposed) and likely to bring terrorist-type activities forward in time and even to change their specific plans so as to avoid failing in their overall mission. It derives from the characteristic sound made by a submarines sonar equipment.

"I think he's pinged us, we'd better move in and grab him now!"

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