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Short male usually internally self concious about himself so he resorts to establishing a false identity of being a badass or "gangster". A male shorter than average height who partakes in ego boosting activities such as weight lifting and cheer leading. A small man who surrounds himself with a multitude of bigger men to make himself feel more secure. A little man with an ego of Andre the Giant. A self-proclaimed "gangster" who is short therefore "pint sized".
Syn: douchebag, wankster, wanksterbag, wannabe gangster, little man, small penis, small penis syndrome.
Guy1: Yo, check out that short dude over there with that ridiculous outfit. It's like five below zero outside, why is he wearing a muscle shirt?
Guy2: Cause man, that's a pint-sizer for you.
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If someone is annoying you, you calmly down the drink you currently have, smash the edge of the glass and shove it into the person's face
That bitch is so annoying, I'm gonna Enfield pint her in a minute
anyone who is very small in stature
Ben Jones is a pint size freak
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A way guys compare with each other how attractive they think a woman is. By judging the number of pints it would take before you slept with each woman. The more pints the less attractive the woman.
For accuracy where pints would not be enough a guy can refer to other measures e.g. shots
For extreme circumstances (a minger) a guy could use something stronger such as LSD.
Guy 1: "Oooh she's fit, Pint rating?"
Guy 2: "I'd say 3-4 pints"
Guy 3: "2 pints and a shot"
Guy 1: "What about her mate, 12 pints?"
Guy 2: "More like 15!"
Guy 3: "No way I'd say say 20 pints and LSD's before i'd shag her!"
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An opinion, attitude or judgment given after the consumption of alcohol, often on social media, usually after closing time and into the early hours; can contain spelling mistakes, swear words, regret, caps lock on and unfinished sentences...
Did you see that Facebook post by Andy at 2am this morning?
Yeah, typical Andy just giving his drunk pint of view !
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The art of balancing a pint glass (or sometimes tinny unaided on your head) preferable while full and capturing the event on camera.
Started as a face book group (Pint on Head - the new Phenomenon Sweeping the nation) where photos of POH are collected and is now spreading from bar to party to party to bar.
That Guy's taking a photo, quick Pint on Head.
Someone who is such a mess in terms of appearance or personality that you feel the need to quantify their level of disgrace.
Can also be used to describe obese, disabled or physically scarred persons.
Rab: Did you see Michael last night?
Al: Yeah he looked like a disgrace.
Rab: Yep yep. One might say he was a Pint of Mess last night.