Pizza

Whatever you want it to be....

(Think in-ur-end-o)

Maddie: Mmm, I love me some meaty pizza.

Polly: I prefer vegetarian.

Jenny: Well, I like personal pizzas.

Meagan: You would.

Jenny: I do.

Maddie: I know, right?

Polly: For sure, right?

Meagan: Fo siz, affirmative?

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Pizza

A code used in Skype chat when, while using it at work, somebody is going to check your computer. It means that the other person cannot write anything else, else it will show up while your boss - or someone inconvenient - is looking.

Lups: then she called me back

Sabi: wait, I have to show this newsletter to my boss.

Sabi: PIZZA

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pizza

better than anything ever (except beyonce nothing is better than beyonce)

guy 1: dude did you try some of that pizza???

guy 2: yeah it tasted better than sex feels

guy 1: i wouldn't know *tips fedora in shame*

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Pizza

The most delicious food on the planet usually eaten for Netflix marathons

Hey dude get the pizza.Ok I'll sign into netflix

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pizza

A dish best served cold.

And in the morning.

The 3 essential food groups are :
Cold pizza, raman noodles, and cereal

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pizza

best meal in the world. Vegetarians will snap out of their near-deadly ways to get 1 slice of the meal Italy invented

G1: Dude, i just had this pizza slice, wanna try?
G2: No way man, i'm a vegetarian
G1: That's false man, try it! it's good!
G2: no, i'd rather eat tofu
G1: that last serving of tofu you ate was nothing but pizza! goes with everything!
G2: GIVE ME THAT SLICE!!!

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Pizza

A vegetable consisting of many other vegetables and bread.

I'm on a diet, so I should just get pizza.

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