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The Single Greatest Invention ever, besides the Playstation 5
Dude 1: Hey Man I just got a Playstation 3
Dude 2: Man That thing is so Atari I got a Playstation 4
Dude 3: Y'all Both Suck i got a PS5
Dude 2: Man that ain't out yet
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A ----ing exspensive but state of the art game console.
Dude #1:Look I got a Playstation 3!
Dude #2:Cool! Can I play?
Dude #1:No this thing costs more than you.
Dude #2:---- off.
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GayStation players are just tryhard no life little dicks vigins. They try so hard to win at every game that they ignore the real world. They are as shitty as the playstation 4 most are fat and smell like fish and talk shit behind the screen when dying but when com to real life they shit themselves and cry for mommy. Xbox players are like gods compared to them. Also most players have foreskin .0000001 centimeter dicks and probably watch lolicon / porn in the attic and or basement of their parents or grandparents house.
Since we are both Playstation players lets go back to my house and suck each others chodes. And watch lolicon
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The predecessor to the playstation 4.
"Hey Bobby, I just got my playstation 3."
"Man that junk is so Atari. My buddy just got a prototype of the playstation 4 he bootlegged in from Japan off a fishing boat. You should see the graphics!"
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A period of time in 2011 when the PSN got hacked and for lack of better terms, "didn't work".
This event is the closest we have had to an apocalypse; nerds raged for weeks on end, some switched to xbox...and in extreme cases, some hung themselves in their basement. But some got lives and actually got out of the house.
"Playstation network? Nah man it's more like Playstation Notwork."
LMAO
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A console everyone secretly wants but are too big a bunch of whiny fanboys to admit it.
Despite being much more reliable than the 360, much more powerful than the Wii and a better deal, it recieved a stupid amount of hate from idiots. However, it's now turning around after outselling the 360 worldwide in 2007 and being set to utterly decimate MS's console in 2008.
It's equipped with a Blu ray drive (the only HD format left seeing as HD-DVD is all but dead), a Cell processor, built in wi-fi, full bluetooth support and an upgradeable HDD.
It will take advantage of Sony's wide 1st and 2nd party game support as well as a massive amount of 3rd party titles, unlike Nintendo and Microsoft who rely on 1st and 3rd party games respectively.
The PlayStation 3 doesn't break down if you look at it wrong and doesn't rely on a crappy gimmick in an attempt to disguise the ridiculously old hardware.
It is, in short, the only decent console this generation.
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