Poets day

PISS OF EARLY TOMMOROWS SATDAY

Oi mick you gronk let’s boot this shithole it’s POETS day

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Stoned Poet

A poet who is stoned 24/7.

Not really a poet and not really stoned, but the stoned poet likes to see him self this way.

Poet, are you Stoned? No! But I'm acting like it!

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physics for poets

Akin to rocks for jocks, this general education class will take the abstract and rigorous subject of physics and make it so easy and watered down that even poets will pass it.

I thought Intro to Physics sounded hard, so I took Physics for Poets instead

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slam poet

A horrible poet with great stage presense. Any person who uses more than 20 different words ending with "-ied" in their poem.

Person 1: How many more slam poets are we going to have to sit through?
Person 2: Just ten more about inner-city life, fifteen more about a bad relationship, and seven more about how great a slam poet that slam poet is.

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poet warlord

now/

iff 'if's the middle word in life,'
life without the f-word's a lie,
=>realise i'm an affront to language, a-shag me now.

poet warlord *surreptiously; cravenly eyes tub of marge*

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The Moody Poet

satanic bitches who hide behind jesus and pretend to be of the belivers

the moody poet eats children after he boils them according to 2kings 6:29

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beat poet

someone who's very unattractive (beat) and writes poetry (poet)

Man, that nappy-ass artsy bitch who's always reciting those poems really is a beat poet.

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