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When one ejaculates sperm onto their hand and slaps another, it ends up a sticky mess with someone mad.
Sometimes i want to give his girlfriend a stinging polar bear.
I was walking down the street when some ass hole gave me a stinging polar bear.
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A fiendish polar bear with a minigun that shoots out flaming kittens. Beware, he will steal your food.
In Tales of the Blode on rathergood.com, he was a prime antagonist.
His weakness is citrus fruits.
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A gang activity in which someone attacks a white victim, chosen at random. It may or may not be a rite of initiation, or it may be a way to terrorize white people and drive them out of gang-occupied neighborhoods. Attacks are often serious and sometimes deadly.
Yo Dreymar, time to do some polar bear hunting. Gotta let em know whose streets these is.
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It is the type of fellatio from somebody with cold hands, and lots of teeth.
Person 1: Hey dude, how was head from Jenny?
Person 2: Damn man she puts out but gave some horrible polar bear head.
Person 1: Das it mane
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When a used tampon is frozen then subsequently used as a dildo
John: Yo I heard you gave your girlfriend the bloody polar bear last night
Mike: Ya it got nasty when it started to thaw
When your getting mauled be a polar bear and you only have once option left. Stick your finger or fingers or fist is his anal cavity. This could result in three outcomes. 1- the polar bear doesn't like it and thinks your gay so he runs away. 2- the polar bear does like it so backs up to u and gives u the option to fuck him or die. You fuck him he let's u free. 3- he doesn't like or is offended by it and kills you on the spot. Which isn't all that bad cuz if you make him more mad he will kill you faster instead of dragging it out.
A man who had heard of Polar bear defense jumped in the polar bear pit and the zoo to swim with the polar bears and they weren't happy. He used polar bear defense and the polar bear let him fuck him Now he is a star on pornhub.
The reusable shopping bags that you can now purchase at grocery stores, instead of using paper or plastic... in hopes that they will decrease global warming, and in effect, save the polar bears.
"Mom, how much did you spend on those Polar Bear Bags?"