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Twitter suicide poll

On Twitter, a suicide poll is that someone makes a poll with no context, which means that they are going to try to commit suicide or hurt themselves. The caption starts off with a single period: "."

Then there's the poll. One choice means suicide while the other choice means self-harm.

If you see a suicide poll on Twitter (or either Instagram), do NOT vote and do NOT quote retweet on it. CONTACT the person. If you quote retweet it, some people will see it and will either vote or not vote on it.

So be careful.

If you or a friend sees a post with a Twitter suicide poll, contact your friend to see if they are okay. You can also talk to a parent or a loved one about your problems.

If you or a friend are on the verge of committing suicide, you can call the National Suicide Prevention Hotline. It's 1-800-273-8255.

That's 1-800-273-8255.

So, please just remember that. And please do not commit suicide, guys.

Just don't.

by taynimated March 14, 2021


School Yard Polling

The act of inflicting pain to a male by forcing the genitalia to come into contact with a free standing upright object usually a flag pole or car park bollard. This is best achieved by 4 people holding on to each of the victims appendages’ i.e. two arms and two legs and carrying said victim (horizontal to the ground) to the site of punishment. Once at the pole or bollard, the victims legs are then spread apart to the extent that the pole or bollard can be fit between the victims legs and the crotch area can now come into contact with object. Best results are achieved when the victim is lifted off the ground and swung horizontally by the arms and legs so that the crotch is bashed repeatedly against the pole or bollard.

Did you see Geoff get a School Yard Polling this morning?
Yeah man that was nasty! I could hear him squealing, his balls must be purple by now!

by Nasty Cuss May 6, 2011


Magical Poll Land

A spam guild on the forum community Gaiaonline which provides guild members with endless polls through which they may gain the hypothetical currency of Gaia Gold.
It has the highest number of members of any Gaia guild and as such holds great power, may be a place of great drama and has a very complex and highly entertaining social system. It also has its own sort of religion, which involves the hailing of the creator Myspoonistoobig as a God. Not all members subscribe to this particlar aspect, though.

"I can be a pollwhore in Magical Poll Land and no-one's going to complain"

by 0.Meg August 21, 2006

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pokemon go to the polls

A term used by presidential candidate Hillary Clinton as a joke on the world wide successful video game Pokemon GO to get people to vote for her.

Hillary: YOU ALL NEED TO POKEMON GO TO THE POLLS.

by DATBOI69( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) September 6, 2016

78👍 14👎


Poll of the Day (PotD)

Possibly the best social board on GameFAQs.com. AKA PotD.

Liek OMG PotD is teh best board!

by Anonymouse PotD user May 24, 2003

29👍 6👎


Nevada Poll Worker

An abnormally slow person who typically stops doing their work early, especially when it’s needed the most

I would go to Taco Bell, but all their employees are Nevada Poll Workers.

by 010Rusty November 5, 2020


Magical Poll Land

The awesomest place on GaiaOnline.

A: Hey, I'm bored.
B: Let's head to Magical Poll Land!
B: Yeah!

by Shakim B. January 2, 2009

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