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a sexual act where-in a male puts on a strap-on-dildo backwards and procedes to position two seperate women both in front and behind and repeatedly moves back and forth between the two women using his penis on the woman in front and the strap on dildo on the woman behind, much like the old fashioned computer game, pong.
i am so tired! last night I was playing dong pong, and it takes twice as much out of you.
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The classic game of ping pong, played in the food court of any mall, where you set up your own net on a table, bring paddles, a ball, and have the experience of a lifetime.
*Warning: Security made make you leave mall, and also, some creepy old guys might ask to play.
Bennett: "Dude, this mall is SO boring...there is NOTHING to do."
Victor: "Are you kidding man?! Let's go play some mall pong!"
Bennett: "YES! That game is awesome!"
The way it can be played is that you play it exactly like beer pong:
with every shot made, the other person has team has to hit the bong, two balls in the same cup is balls back, etc.
The difference is that you actually put candy or bomb food inside the cups.
Put gummy bears, oreos, sour worms, snickers, reese's pieces, etc.
So that every cup that is made by the opponent, they would get to eat what's in the cup.
It's obviously the best idea idea ever when you're high and munchies kick in as the game goes on.
This game is preferably for a group of super stoners. You go through a lot of weed while playing this game.
An alternative to the game is to place a batch of good food (candy) and nasty food (peas, oatmeal, etc.) into random cups to get the amazing stoned mix of snacking on munchies and dying of laughter at the opposing team's dismay when they have to eat a cup of brussel sprouts. But beer is absolutely acceptable too.
*takes a hit
Jon: "wow, we have all of these red solo cups and no beer, what are we going to do?"
*passes that sht, Stephen takes a hit
Stephen:"... at least we have weed and all of this candy..."
*they suddenly look at each other with wide, bloodshot eyes
Jon and Stephen: "BONG PONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGHNIEIOCMEFJOQCJFI"
It's table tennis only instead of rackets you use your willy
Hey! Jim! Want to play some good old willy pong? I lost the rackets so we'll have to use our dicks!
1.) Six cups are arranged in a pyramid shape on each side of a table and sinking a ping pong ball in one of them grants you the right to give the opposing player a wedgie.
2.) Can be a sober players substitute game whilst his/her friends are playing beer pong.
"Hey dude, let's play some beer pong!"
"You know I don't drink."
"Your side of the table can be wedgie pong then, just come one."
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(N) A situation in which multiple levels of the chain of authority recurringly issue conflicting instructions or directives for appropriate action and punish any the inevitable resulting violations. Whichever side of the subordinate lands on, he will get the crap knocked out of him by someone.
This job is total fail pong. I go to the boss and tell him the solution is Y. The boss orders me to do X. I then get an email from the boss's boss asking why the fuck I did X instead of Y, and then I get bitched out by the client. No matter which way you go, you're screwed.
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Dude, we ran out of beer and went to goblin pong. I don't remember much after that...