Pooche

The noun that describes the wokest individual in existence. Has a fascination with wires and must receive daily walks and whipping sessions with the kids. Is efficient at keeping dungeons at bay. Fluent in Dungeonese.

Pooche! Come to papa and watch some Heroes.

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pooche

A moustache belonging to a person from pakistan

i said to my brother you need to shave your pooche.

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Pooched

The meaning of pooch is similar to being "Done" Or "Finished" The word is now used in all sorts of conversations to date.

Poochied: Is more of a word for stoners; after they smoked a big dart, drank a 6 to a 12 pack.. If they are really loaded they might say they are "Pickled"

I just took the longest shit to date. I'm Pooched, I'm drained, I'm going the fuck to bed.

This cigerette is finished, it's pooched.
I'm baked like a lays chip i'm pooched.

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pooching

to be hanging about. like cotch

i was just pooching round my homegyals yard

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pooche

the sound a vagina makes when you pull out. also used for randomly saying something when nothing else to say.

dude, that sounded like a pooche. (awkward silence) POOCHE!!

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pooch

A verb meaning to screw something up. As in pooch screw.

You totally pooched your chances of hooking up with her.

The situation is all pooched up.

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pooching

The act of inhaling dogs farts to get high off them.

"Dude im so stoned. That labradors got me ripped man"

"Yo you need to stop pooching"

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