pook

To offer an excuse to get out of an event, deny responsibility

Why didn't he come to the party? He totally pooked out.

to pook:

He pooked out yet again!

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Pook

Vomiting and pooing at the same time, usually after hard nights of drinking in excess it may cause you to pook, the definition is a combination of pooing and puking at the same time. Also known as coming out of both ends.

Josh drank way to much last night and ended up in the bathroom pooking all morning

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Pook

Part of the anus that cuts turds (Poo cutter) while performing number 2. Other wise known as the o-ring or balloon knot.

I was at the gym and grunted so hard, I blew my pook out.

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pooke

n. An error of common sense. When someone says something that is known by everyone around to be incorrect or uneducated. Refers to the person not the error

How do i know what temperature to cook this on? There are only numbers on the cooker.

They're gas marks you Pooke

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Pooks

Inseparable best friends. These friends are closer then family. They sleep together, but they don't "sleep" together. They shower together, but they don't "shower" together. They love each other, but they're not "in love" with each other. The pooks comes in a package. They are known for always being together and commonly invited places as one. They're each other's aces'. They can boss each other around, but they never argue.

Pook 1: "Pooks, I love you!"
Pooks 2: "Pookerz, I love you too!!"

Pooks 1: "Pookuhduhbitch, wtf's your problem? You're fuckin stupid!"
Pooks 2: "Pookuhduhnug get up out my kool-aid"

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pooked

Past tense of pooke: derived from poo and puke: when someone drops the kids off at the pool (but normally just in their pants) and throws up at the same time

Did you hear that steve pooked after drinking so much last night at anna's party?

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pooks

someone or something that is really cool, interesting, and loveable.

that dog's so pooks

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