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Farting like normal, at the end, a little nugget surprises ypu.
Walking through Walmart today ,I thought I farted. But I pooted, and the guy behind me slipped on my nugget.
Present participle: Pooting, often dropping the 'g' as pootin' (not to be confused with the homophone Putin, the prime minister of Russia).
After the main course of refried beans, they was (sic) pootin' up a storm.
hayley: OMFG!!!! THAT IS THE BEST POOT I HAVE EVER SEEN I WANT TO BUY IT AND MAKE LOVE TO ITS SWEET VISAGE
all: (chanting) POOT POOT POOT POOT
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A fart caused not by digestion, but by the forcing of air into the colon by anal sex
A: "It's so embarrassing when I poot while we're having sex, but I can't help it."
B: "What's a poot?"
A: "It's like a queef from your butt."
B: "Isn't that just a fart?"
A: "No it's different."
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1. Exclaimation when you score a point by putting your arm through a "natural circle" in the opponent's body, typically when they are standing with their hands on their hips, and you approach from the rear.
2. The game. It has so far lasted two years. We don't know the score. We have no idea who is playing, and who isn't.
"Poot!"
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a girl's pussy; derogatory word refering to females.
Jarod this campus is full of poot.
You are a poot stain.
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Tweeting while having a poo, making good use of your 'downtime'.
I was just pooting you this morning.
I am going to poot.
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