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When you wrap your Dick in bacon and nail a girl then when you finish she eats the bacon.
Jim gave his girl the porky pig because she likes bacon everywhere.
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Derived as a fusion from the words "awkward" and "pork", Awky Porky is an all encompassing term that describes weird/uncomfortably/awkward moment either in the lead up to, during, or immediately after sex
"dude, we were getting it on, and everything was going great until he asked me if i had a 'wet pussy', which so gross I just totally turned off..awky porky!"
"so while we were screwing, I realized he had photos of his parents and his ex girlfriend pasted all over his walls, it made for a totally awky porky!"
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He is really funny, has a adorable smile, a awesome hugger, nice, a skateboarder, cute,
Porky pine is my bf
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During the act of cunnilingus: the giver makes the noise “bi-duh, bi-duh, bi-duh” until the receiver climaxes then states “That’s all folks!”
When Griffin Porky pigged me I knew I had to marry him.
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When two guys fuck a chicks nose, one in each nostril
BIll and Ted gave that fat bitch a porky pig.
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Having sex with upper clothes on but no pants.
Dude the kids can wake up at any moment, so we need to porky pig it.
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When you aren't sure about the spelling of a word and may even have it so badly misspelled that even a spell checker can't figure out what you mean, so you use a synonym that you can spell.
Sometimes it is nesicary.., nessicary.., necisary.., nessicarey..,Sometimes it is required that you rely on spell check when you don't know how to spell a word.
Sometimes I have to porky pig "necessary"; I can't spell it to save my life and usually I
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