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sweetest member of the tyne, love him💘
is a vegetarian and has about a million animals, including a border collie called skye🥺🦋
he always seems to look either a bit lost in photos or like he’s having the time of his life
overall he’s so lovely, and cute❤️
daniel porter means to be really sweet
‘he’s such a daniel porter’ = he’s so sweet
girl 1 on the live: ur fit
daniel: aw *blushes and laughs*
girl 2: love you
daniel: love you too
Porter Rican is how people from Wisconsin pronounce "Puerto Rican".
Sven: "That's an Italian der, aint it hey?"
Ollie: "Nah, dats a Porter Rican, eh".
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Kalan Porter, the season two winner on Canadian Idol. He has MANY talents, he CAN sing, he HAS the looks, and he can play various instruments; Violin, Viola, Guitar, Bass, and the Piano. He has those wonderful curly locks, and those blue eyes you can just stare at forever. Hes practically every girl's dream. When seen, girls go crazy, cry tears, or might even faint.
KALAN PORTER ROX MY SOX!
150% Kalan FAN!
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Miss Porter's is an amazing all girls boarding school located in Farmington Connecticut. It contains some of the most brilliant, beautiful, hottest, best, and amazing girls you will ever meet. Teachers, the Girls, the campus, the schedules...the place couldn't be better. Even the avon old farms boys agree with all of their porters (not ethel walkers) girlfriends. If you want to hang with the best...go to porters!!
Look at that Miss Porter's girrrrl!
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Travis Porter- best rapper to give us songs to grind to. Every guy that goes to a public school dance gets some because of you. and for that, we salute you!
they played Bring it Back by Travis Porter and Freshman Formal and I got laid on the gym floor! :D
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Sexiest, most talented artist out there. And a canadian talent who plays violin, viola, guitar, piano and sings! The envy of all men! The man every girl wants!
Dang that Kalan Porter is one major talented hottie!
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When a friendly MALE proceeds to forcfully stimulate your prostate with an OPEN alcoholic beverage bottle.
"OH DEAR GOD! i got FP'd soo hard last night that my insides are shaped like a bottle of lucky lager".
"check it out, stan just bottled my colon"
"my prostate smells a little bit like hops!!!"
"the forbidden porter is the rugby of mallardville"
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