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The Portland that is NOT in Maine. The unknown town in the middle of nowhere. Where everybody knows everybody and their mom. Where Mr. Miles and Mr. Record Teach High School to unsuspecting students and fail them. Where everybody has worked at either tri-town or dunkin donuts (we have two of them). Where the only thing to do on the weekend is to get drunk, high or both. Where you can travel for 15 minutes before reaching a major road.
'Let's go to Portland, CT !'
"Are you kidding me?! Thats where Mr. Miles teaches Junior English and everyone fails."
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When mixing a drink, you stir said drink with your cock
"dude that crazy bitch asked me to mix her a drink, so I gave her the 'ol Portland Dangler
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An expensive private Catholic university located in Portland, Oregon, well known for its competitive nursing program. It's kind of a waste to attend such an overly expensive school if you don't major in nursing. The University of Portland is more academic based, don't come here if you are looking to party often or watch football games. The school doesn't have a football team, but instead prides itself in soccer, especially the women's team. Famous soccer players such as U.S Women's National Soccer Team Megan Rapinoe went here.
I am a nursing student at the University of Portland.
When a group of men ejaculate into a pint glass, and another drinks it.
My friend came in last place in his fantasy football league, so he had to chug a Portland Pint.
A small town in the middle of nowhere. No one else in CT knows where Portland is. Your principals were the assholes Kate Lawson and Scott Geigerich. In Portland you either get drunk/high in a car, garage, or basement. Everyone has worked at the quarries, dunkin, and tri town. You "cruise" in the state forest and throw your beer cans in peoples front yards. You travel to Bopi once a week for alc and mobil 3 times a week for nic.
Let's cruise and get drunk at Tylers house in Portland, CT!
Anal sex in the missionary position.
I pushed Vivian's legs to her ears and gave her one helluva Portland Tomboy.
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The name given to using your penis like a hot dog by putting mustard on it made famous on Jackass 3.5
I woke up the next morning with mustard on my penis, I must have made a portland frank last night.
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