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The sexual act in which four women take part in on one mans body. Involving one riding the face, one on the crotch and two on each fist. The vigorous motion of thrusting on each female may look similar to that of a rain dance. Thus the water bringing in the god of water and earth shaking, Poseidon.
" Aaaah man i couldnt believe it, last night when i left that party with them chicks, I pulled off poseidon's fury bro"
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When you’re pooping and toilet water splashes onto your butthole.
Me: omg I just got poseidon poked!!
Friend in the stall next to me: That’s crazy bro!!
When you rip ass so hard it travels forward and gently blows the hair on the bottom of your balls. Can sometimes be a Poseidon's tickle.
Demi Lovato: Whats good drake!
Drake: Broski I just felt Poseidon's burp!
When you hit a bong and the water comes out with the smoke and deepthroats you.
"Wow bro! I just got a taste of Poseidon's Dick!" said mickey with a dripping bong in his hands.",
"Nice dude, poseidon visit's me daily!" Dale returned.
Similar to Posiedon's kiss, where toilet water splashes up to touch your butt from the splash of your poop, except it goes up your butthole.
John took a crap and felt Poseidon's rape as the toilet water went straight up his butthole
When you are pooping and all the water hits your rump.
When joey's poop hit the water he got a poseidons stab
A step up from a Poseidon's Kiss, Poseidon's Wrath occurs when you diarrhea so forcefully into the toilet that you not only get a bit of water on your butthole, but your entire exposed bottom is covered with diarrhea water, including your buttcheeks and ballsack/taint area. A Poseidon's Wrath means more wiping, due to the entire bottom becoming covered in shitwater.
"Dude, I heard that splash from out here. Was that a Poseidon's Kiss?"
"Worse... A Poseidon's Wrath."
"Ugh, god, yeah, you do still kinda smell like shit..."