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Poseidon's Fury

The sexual act in which four women take part in on one mans body. Involving one riding the face, one on the crotch and two on each fist. The vigorous motion of thrusting on each female may look similar to that of a rain dance. Thus the water bringing in the god of water and earth shaking, Poseidon.

" Aaaah man i couldnt believe it, last night when i left that party with them chicks, I pulled off poseidon's fury bro"

by HYBRID7777 March 16, 2009

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Poseidon's Dick

When you hit a bong and the water comes out with the smoke and deepthroats you.

"Wow bro! I just got a taste of Poseidon's Dick!" said mickey with a dripping bong in his hands.",

"Nice dude, poseidon visit's me daily!" Dale returned.

by dyke, dwyke July 27, 2022


Poseidon's burp

When you rip ass so hard it travels forward and gently blows the hair on the bottom of your balls. Can sometimes be a Poseidon's tickle.

Demi Lovato: Whats good drake!
Drake: Broski I just felt Poseidon's burp!

by nhigas May 28, 2021


Poseidon poke

When you’re pooping and toilet water splashes onto your butthole.

Me: omg I just got poseidon poked!!
Friend in the stall next to me: That’s crazy bro!!

by QuinnReed.4201 October 26, 2022


Poseidon's Rape

Similar to Posiedon's kiss, where toilet water splashes up to touch your butt from the splash of your poop, except it goes up your butthole.

John took a crap and felt Poseidon's rape as the toilet water went straight up his butthole

by catofsad July 27, 2021


poseidons stab

When you are pooping and all the water hits your rump.

When joey's poop hit the water he got a poseidons stab

by Anonymous..........312 November 26, 2017


Poseidon's Wrath

A step up from a Poseidon's Kiss, Poseidon's Wrath occurs when you diarrhea so forcefully into the toilet that you not only get a bit of water on your butthole, but your entire exposed bottom is covered with diarrhea water, including your buttcheeks and ballsack/taint area. A Poseidon's Wrath means more wiping, due to the entire bottom becoming covered in shitwater.

"Dude, I heard that splash from out here. Was that a Poseidon's Kiss?"
"Worse... A Poseidon's Wrath."
"Ugh, god, yeah, you do still kinda smell like shit..."

by xurban December 1, 2021