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Monkey positive means that your arm span is greather than your height.
That guy with the long arms, he must be monkey positive.
A sexual position where the female lies on the bed and the male inserts his penis inside her, so they lie stomach to stomach on the bed. The male then proceeds to rotate with his penis inside the woman, in a clockwise direction, imitating a helicopter blade.
NOTE: This is an extremely difficult and painful manoeuvre, it is not recommended it as it may result in injury.
'We both fancied a shag - I went for the helicopter position and snapped by banjo string.'
'I fucked the shit out of her and we even went for the helicopter! The friction was unreal.'
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A brightly optismistic interjection that encourages hope and happiness, while diminishing all that is evil, sour, depressing, inconvenient, and painful about life. This magical interjection usually provokes a smile. It is the verbal antidote to any form of negativity. It is the sugar in the lemonade.
Person 1: Oh no! I didn't get my work done today, just as I never do. On top of that, I have to replace my flat tire and find some way to lie my way out of jury duty. Oh, and my girlfriend just discovered that I've been calling my ex. And yeah, I've got food poisoning too, and I think my appendix just burst.
Person 2: I know, it's a tough day. Positive Apples!
When two people lay on top of each other in a starfish formation to have sex and sort of just wiggle against eachother
Both of them ate so lazy the have sex in the starfissionary position
To be making positive progress against a hardship or challenge.
This can both be used to compare directly to the ideal state you're intending to reach or compare against within a challenge, or can be used to compare against a previous state you held when striving against the same challenge in question.
1: Are your health problems still bothering you?
Yes, but I'm pulling positive for the most part.
2: How are you doing on your homework? Think you'll get it done in time?
I had a delay when friend called, but I'm still pulling positive.
3: How are you doing at improving your racing time?
Still not where I want to be, but I'm pulling positive.
To think positive, to stay positive, to spread positivity.
Person 1: I'm totally going to fail this class
Person 2: You can do it man! Stay positive, remember positive vibes!
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1) a person boog-adjacent, boog-ready, or boog-supportive, generally ready to start stacking ice for the big igloo.
2) someone mad enough about the way shit be that they just bought a Hawaiian shirt, even though they don't really even like em; like they caught boog fever
"Yo I ain't just jiving, I'm gunned up and boog-positive. Let's boogie!"
"Hey he just bought a lei necklace and a pineapple, you sure he ain't boog-positive? Gotta get yo'self tested."
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