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One who has the proper credentials for pounding (pounding being anything that involves the sphincter or the vagina); often has hot loads emptied onto the forearm and/or shoulder, hitting the chin adds bonus points.
Also known to break bunk beds while screwing a parole officer having sex for the first time post venerial-wart removal.
One who would be immune to all STDs and STIs, no matter how horridly whorish
One who takes the ring to Mordor (aka Elijah Wood)
One who can make wood look like metal... Is that it?
Also loves to leave woman wet, out of breathe and verbally and/or sexually assaulted.
Finally, one who finds a twenty dollar bill in inconspicuous place, i.e. vaginal walls or fallopian tubes (or in the butt)
Ethan earned his title of Certified Pounder after he became involved in a menage-de-toi with a monkey and a Skype camera... in the butt.
A person that spanks the monkey or punches the clown. Also known as clown boxer.
That monkey pounder is an asshole
Fucking some one on the carpet so hard they get a rug burn. Usually the girl should be on her back because there is more skin rubbing against the carpet but can be any position where rugburn can occur.
Last night i gave _____ the Passini Pounder and now it looks like she laid out in the sun for to long and got burnt.
A polite euphemism for the "active" male homosexual.
Ooh, Chrithtopher, you fudge pounder you!
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A MAN WHO IS GAY, HAS BAD LUCK WITH WOMEN OR A CHILDISH MAN
"RAGUSIN IS MOST LIKELY A TURTLE POUNDER"
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Male (may or may not be gay/bi) who masturbates by auto-anal penetration.
(Aboard a US Navy ship) "Dave had roving watch and caught this ass pounder in an empty rack with a shampoo bottle up his ass!"
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Pabst beer makes a 16 oz. can, when ordering one it is common to say "let me get a pabst pounder." 16 ounces makes a pound, and granted it is 16 fluid ounces, but one ounce of water is supposed to weigh one ounce, or so my high school educations says so.
let me get a pabst pounder
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