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A British Columbian town 5 hours north of Vancouver, a trip which must include a ferry or plane. Enjoy dirt beaches at the local lakes, marvel at the number of shitty oversized pickup trucks, and savour seafood fresh out the sea- although you'll have to look hard for it, since the locals don't like seafood. Also, don't eat any shellfish because most of the local beaches are contaminated with untreated sewage waste.
Culture vultures will enjoy the charming night-time entertainment at the local watering hole the "Zoo", a surely captivating experience.
Tip #1: When a local says that Powell River is a world class destination, agree with him, even though there's a good chance he's never left the province or even been to Vancouver before.
Tip #2: When a local proudly tells you that "zunga" is a locally coined word, smile and nod like you know wtf they are talking about.
Tip #3: Make sure your hotel bookings can be cancelled, because if it starts raining (like it does 80% of the time) you will have SFA to do.
Powell River, the circle jerk capital of Canada
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A city in Park County, rivals to the Cody are; a place where it is sociably acceptable to have prolonged sexual interactions with sheep. The schools are, Powell Elementary, P.M.S. and PHS (Powell Humps Sheep)
"Dude, your not going to Powell, Wyoming, are you?"
"Yes I am. Why shouldn't I?"
"Because they hump sheep."
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The guy who will, and by the time you are reading this, has screwed over the world's economy
Jerome Powell was placed in his position by Trump to screw up the economy
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A young Apple engineer who left a prototype of the upcoming 4th generation iPhone at a beer garden in California, which was found by another patron and subsequently sold to a popular tech blog site. Due to Apple's stringent internal security and the high-profile nature of their products, the iPhone leak has gained Gray Powell significant media attention. As of April 2010, his job status at Apple Inc. is unknown.
Rob: Did you hear about Gray Powell? The dude who got drunk on his birthday and caused the biggest tech leak in consumer product history?
Bill: Yeah, poor guy, his life is ruined. Do you think Steve Jobs is going to chop his balls off before or -after- he fires him?
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Very tall funny bloke that original gained traction because he slated his old maths teacher. Then he entered KSI’s poppin challenge where KSI reacted to him rapping. Owen got robbed and didn’t get top 5. Unfortunately for him, he happens to be a Manchester City fan. He also sounds a lot like Morgz
A look on ones face that occurs just before the moment a tantrum is thrown and tears roll down ones cheeks like a fuckin baby. The kind of person whom allows this look to come forth demands respect although none is deserving, a wife beater, a Cryer, hey boss look what I did boss , just a general waste of skin.
Q - Did you hear Charles didn't get the position?
A- yea , I heard that, now we gotta look at that stupid Powell Scowell for the next while.