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The name autocorrect gave itself in a sentence
Basically another name to yell when you’re angry at autocorrect
Presley and Blake are perfect together. They are soulmates and should never be apart.
Person 1:You know Presley ?
Person2:yeah, she would be perfect with Blake!
Person 1: presley+blake forever
Rediculous. Elvis Presley was clearly a man who loved his shoes. He valued the smartness of his blue ones so much that he'd prefer physical abuse, slander and destruction of his personal affects rather than risk scuffing his precious brushed leather footwear.
Well, you can knock me down,
Step in my face,
Slander my name
All over the place.
You can burn my house,
Steal my car,
Drink my liquor
From an old fruitjar.
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes because it's just not funny, ok? They were a gift from Hank Williams.
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The king of rock n’ roll. Possibly the greatest man who ever existed. One of my friends from school told me that her friend’s great grandmother was in a movie with this legend.
“Elvis Presley is f**king lit!”
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The man that got much credit and was named the "king of rock n roll" by society due to the fear of Chuck Berry's uprising as the pioneer of rock n' roll. People did not want African-Americans to have credit for anything important, therefore this action was taken.
Chuck Berry's "Johnny B. Goode" is one of rock's greatest innovations. Elvis Presley doesn't hold a candle.
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Sudden and catastrophic stoppage of the heart whilst engaged in defaecation, usually following consumption of a fried peanut-butter and banana sandwich or a presley of drugs.
I was called to a patient with Presley's syndrome in the male changing rooms. I had to unlock the cubicle from outside.
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