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Priest zoned

The friend zone, only worse. When your girlfriend says that you'd make a good priest. Think of it as a nice way of breaking up but without actually breaking up. While the male is in this state, he is in limbo. No one knows if or when you will get out.

Me: my girlfriend just priest zoned me today...

Friend: damn. That sucks.

Me: no shit Sherlock.

by Latin Rite August 3, 2013


Shrekism Priest

An individual who has devoted their entire being, beliefs and life into their almighty Ogre Lord, Shrek. They've also mastered and on a Consistent basis also joining the practice of Shrekism, and knowing the basics on how to summon him.

Shrekist: "I have transcended humanity and evolved by devoting my entire life to our wonderful Ogre Lord. I have now became a Shrekism Priest and shall sacrifice an Onion to our Lord and Saviour, Shrek. I follow Shrekism, and you should too now as well. ALL HAIL OUR MIGHTY OGRE LORD! SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE!"

by NepgearAfficionado April 24, 2022


metal priest

High priest of metal. Responsible for bestowing metal unto us all. He has several underlings responsible for the various genres of metal but he is the lord and master of all that is metal.

Bow down to the metal priest, for he is god.

by str8edgepunker July 7, 2004

43πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


hood priest

A guy who wears layers of (usually) all black clothing, typically ranging from $100-$1k per outfit this guy looks both like your local priest and your average fuckboy. His favorite brands include Raf Simmons and Rick Owens. His style icons are Asap Rocky and Kanye.

Kanye lookin' like a hood priest with his ankle length t-shirt.

by Meltop April 25, 2016

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Souljah Priests

hands down the rawest music to ever come out of florida. the illest and realest.

1. Souljah Priests are youre God.
2. I listened to that new Souljah Priests album and my brain fell out of my skull!

by Charnel House Souljah July 19, 2008

15πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


holy priest

A version of the World of Warcraft priest class based on talent build.

Synonyms:

1. Free HK in Battlegrounds
2. Inferior Paladin
3. Pin Cushion
4. PvP speed bump
5. Warrior Fodder

Warrior: HAHA 2-shotted that holy priest with my easy-to-get crafted ax.

"ROFL! that holy priest tried to pvp against me 1v1 and I OWNED him."

by angrypriest April 18, 2007

37πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Priest On A Leash

A very good door musical about sex and lots of sex its so interesting it stars Egg and Thayne and some other people too LOL

β€˜I went to see Priest On A Leash yesterday, i had to remove my child from the theatre’

β€˜Thats great bill i put my dog down yesterday’

by FatAlfredFatFattyFat June 4, 2021