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when a girl has gone for a long bike ride on a lovely hot summers day and left a little sweat mark on the saddle to show just how hard she has worked.
damn, look at that canoe print, i bet you could fit two in her canoe.
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When a girl leaves a spot of blood on the toilet seat when she's on her period.
John: "I went to take a piss this morning and Mary left a paw print on the seat I almost threw up.
Max: "Haha gross."
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I seen this once. I was at church and I seen this stain on the char that looked like this: (|) It was dried-blood-red and had amazing detail. The clit even made its own impression. I call this a cunt print.
S&!#! she left a cunt print behind! Her rag must have snuck up on her!
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When someone asks to see or use your phone and they skank up your screen...
"Ewww, please wipe those pecker prints off my phone before you give it back."
Much like a mushroom tattoo, a prune print would be when you slap someone across the face with your nut sack.
My bitch friend passed out on the couch at a party, so I gave him a prune print on his forehead and got it on video.
1. The act of writing and publishing a book wherein your ex is portrayed as the antagonist. Bonus points are given if the antagonist dies.
2. The act of publishing an article in a periodical that damages or destroys an ex's reputation.
C.S. Lewis' wife was a bitchy gold digger, but he got major print payback when he wrote her into his Narnia books as the White Witch.
Tony was a writer for the Herald, so it was only a matter of time before he got print payback on Danielle.
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What Dumbass Fat chicks say when they are trying to act smart, but really have no idea what they are saying because they are to focused on getting to the end of the buffet line where all the desserts are at.
(Hannah) look at all those feet prints
(Trevor) ...... dumbass