Prostitute

Someone who's paid to drop their pants.

Sally prostituted herself for Johnny.

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Prostitution

The real value meal.

Why work so hard to get a girlfriend when I can just get a much better value at 5th and Broadway with prostitution?

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prostitute

Paid replacement for a man's right hand

I'm worn out, so I think I'll hire a prostitute for tonight.

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Prostitute

A prostitute is simply a person who has sex for money

Girl: mom I'm a prostitute
Mom: oh no! Well did you at least get money
Girl: no I got bacon
Mom: oh that's a relief, because it's not prostitution if you pay them in bacon
Girl: yay I'm not a prostitute then

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Prostitutional

Banging, Amazing, Unbelievable.....

Yo, that score I just got on the test was prostitutional!

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prostitute

A woman (or occasionally man) who started out looking for love, gave up on love after being used too often and now lets people sleep with her/him for money and or other "favors", sometimes gains feelings of empowerment from this (though usually not - there's always some hotter b**** trying to hate on or disrespect), and can still manage to hold up his/her head because they've seen how low humanity can sink. After all, it takes two to tangle, and a prostitute's seen more than two...

The sort of woman some men appreciate, but for less than a night.

"Man, with the way Lorna hangs around, you'd think she were your prostitute."
"I keep her low. Outside the bedroom, I don't even give her the time of day."

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prostitutes

Mrs. Barth and her gay ass son.

Ryan saw Mrs. Barth and her gay ass son in the gay bar.

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