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Pubes, also known as "purple pubes" or "pubis," is a psychostimulant of the phenethylamine and amphetamine class of drugs. Pubes can be snorted, smoked, injected directly into the blood stream or eaten, making it the most easily ingestible drug. Upon consumption, the drug immediately increases alertness, concentration, energy, and in high doses, can induce euphoria, enhance self-esteem, and give a person super-natural strength. Pubis has a very high potential for abuse and addiction by activating the psychological reward system via triggering a cascading release of dopamine, norepinephrine and serotonin in the brain.
Over-time, scientists have seen the evolution of pubes. Today, pubes can be cut directly from their source at maturity and harvested in incubation chambers for three to four months. Generally, pubes that have been aged the longest tend to have better quality and stronger effects. Professionals in the pubis industry have also found ways to genetically alter individual batches of pubes giving them more desirable characteristics, such as color, taste, density, and smell.
"These are some grade-A, high quality pubes, meng"
"All I do, smoke pubes er'yday"
"Jimmy's nothing but a no-good pubehead"
"If you want to smuggle these pubes over the border, you're going to need to hide them in your anus.
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hair that women should shave off
Woah, you're gonna need a razor before i dive into that muff!
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A contest of pulling out the most pubes and putting them on the back of a urinal.
Yo dude. I just pubed that toilet. I bet you can't get more than twelve on the back of that American standard.
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adj. something or someone that is totally lame, unimpressive, boring and especially, irritating.
girl 1: dude, my coworker is so lame. his interests are tennis, lions, and classical music. he used the phrase "freaky giggy". its not even a phrase!
girl 2: dude, he sounds totally pubes.
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Pubes, also known as "purple pubes" or "pubis," is a psychostimulant of the phenethylamine and amphetamine class of drugs. Pubes can be snorted, smoked, injected directly into the blood stream or eaten, making it the most easily ingestible drug. Upon consumption, the drug immediately increases alertness, concentration, energy, and in high doses, can induce euphoria, enhance self-esteem, and give a person super-natural strength. Pubis has a very high potential for abuse and addiction by activating the psychological reward system via triggering a cascading release of dopamine, norepinephrine and serotonin in the brain.
Over-time, scientists have seen the evolution of pubes. Today, pubes can be cut directly from their source at maturity and harvested in incubation chambers for three to four months. Generally, pubes that have been aged the longest tend to have better quality and stronger effects. Professionals in the pubis industry have also found ways to genetically alter individual batches of pubes giving them more desirable characteristics, such as color, taste, density, and smell.
"These are some grade-A, high quality pubes, meng"
"All I do, smoke pubes er'yday"
"Jimmy's nothing but a no-good pubehead"
"If you want to smuggle these pubes over the border, you're going to need to hide them in your anus.
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An adolescent. Usually male, usually white from an affluent family.
"Look at that fucking pube, smoking his clove cigarette and pretending to be a gangsta. I wonder which pocket holds his mommy's platinum card?"
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The Flik-run dining café at Manhattanville College. Known to some as "the pub," and known to those who have admitted its filthiness to themselves as "The Pube."
Oh man, I just found a pube on my pizza, which I incidentally bought at THE PUBE!
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