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greeting to be used during any time labelled 11:11; regardless of am or pm. when not used during 11:11, it is a greeting wishing the recipient a good future or past 11:11.
pun doken, friend!
The unfunny word combinations that are often chosen as the Urban Dictionary word of the day. They are created solely for the reason for posting on this site, and do not reflect actual slang. See flojectile, dotcomrade, drafterglow, and locavore, to name a few.
Who came up with this stupid pun of the day?
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Desi guy 1: Yeo, lets go and slash some tires
Desi guy 2: thug-pun yeaa!
Random desi guy: wobbling baby wobbling...
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A slant pun is similar to a slant rhyme in that it is an imperfect pun. Basically it's when you make a kind of pun, but it's bad but you still want to count it as a pun
*looking at a picture of castle ruins that feature your friends*
"You kinda ruin the right side though, might wanna get that cropped out"
The word "ruin" would be the slant pun.
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A complete imbecile who devotes their time to telling awful puns to peers around them, only to piss everyone off to feed from their reactions like a parasite.
Billy: Knock knock!
Jeff: Ughh... Who's there, Billy...
Billy: Car!
Jeff: Oh for god's sake, car who?
Billy: I know you don't "car" for my jokes!
Jeff: Billy, I hate you so much you goddamn pun fucker...
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The act of punishing someone by incessantly telling them puns or double entendres.
The word "pun-ish" being a pun itself.
Jess: "Someone stole my coffee mug!"
Alan: "I guess you got mugged."
Carlos: "You know, drinking too much coffee causes a latte problems."
Alan: "Carlos, stop brewing trouble."
Carlos: "Alan, you mocha me sick"
Alan: "I suppose the mugger has bean in the wrong places"
Carlos: "no need to get your beans in bunch"
Jess: "stop guys"
Alan: "I bet your day is a real grind without your coffee"
Carlos: "When we find the mugger, he's getting roasted"
Alan: "okay lets not pun-ish poor Jess :3"
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A situation in which two or more people trade an ever-escalating quantity of puns on a given topic, ending only when all except one have quit due to tiredness/boredom/psychosis/etc.
(Upon seeing that it's snowing outside)
Person A: "Snow it begins!"
Person B: "Snow comment."
Person A: "Why do you have to be snow cynical? If you don't like it, you could at least flake it."
Person B: "Whoa! Don't get flurrious with me just because you can't sleet things from my point of view."
Person A: "I have to admit: I wasn't expecting such a chilly reception. Anyway, you may be a bit of an ice queen right now, but I bet you'll warm up to things eventually."
Person B: "... You win."
Person A: "Ha! In pun-upmanship, there can only be pun!"