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Desi guy 1: Yeo, lets go and slash some tires
Desi guy 2: thug-pun yeaa!
Random desi guy: wobbling baby wobbling...
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A slant pun is similar to a slant rhyme in that it is an imperfect pun. Basically it's when you make a kind of pun, but it's bad but you still want to count it as a pun
*looking at a picture of castle ruins that feature your friends*
"You kinda ruin the right side though, might wanna get that cropped out"
The word "ruin" would be the slant pun.
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A complete imbecile who devotes their time to telling awful puns to peers around them, only to piss everyone off to feed from their reactions like a parasite.
Billy: Knock knock!
Jeff: Ughh... Who's there, Billy...
Billy: Car!
Jeff: Oh for god's sake, car who?
Billy: I know you don't "car" for my jokes!
Jeff: Billy, I hate you so much you goddamn pun fucker...
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The act of punishing someone by incessantly telling them puns or double entendres.
The word "pun-ish" being a pun itself.
Jess: "Someone stole my coffee mug!"
Alan: "I guess you got mugged."
Carlos: "You know, drinking too much coffee causes a latte problems."
Alan: "Carlos, stop brewing trouble."
Carlos: "Alan, you mocha me sick"
Alan: "I suppose the mugger has bean in the wrong places"
Carlos: "no need to get your beans in bunch"
Jess: "stop guys"
Alan: "I bet your day is a real grind without your coffee"
Carlos: "When we find the mugger, he's getting roasted"
Alan: "okay lets not pun-ish poor Jess :3"
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A saying which contains more than one pun, i.e. more than one play on words within the same saying.
I heard the funniest saying the other day: "Energizer Bunny arrested! Charged with battery." I just love multi-puns!
A situation in which two or more people trade an ever-escalating quantity of puns on a given topic, ending only when all except one have quit due to tiredness/boredom/psychosis/etc.
(Upon seeing that it's snowing outside)
Person A: "Snow it begins!"
Person B: "Snow comment."
Person A: "Why do you have to be snow cynical? If you don't like it, you could at least flake it."
Person B: "Whoa! Don't get flurrious with me just because you can't sleet things from my point of view."
Person A: "I have to admit: I wasn't expecting such a chilly reception. Anyway, you may be a bit of an ice queen right now, but I bet you'll warm up to things eventually."
Person B: "... You win."
Person A: "Ha! In pun-upmanship, there can only be pun!"