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Honey, will you run to the drugstore and get me some coochie Q-Tips?
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the world's smallest batons with little gold ends
Whoa, those Used Q-Tips are like the world's smallest batons with little gold ends.
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after your done fucking a girl in the ass you pull your dick out and stick it in her ear.
Jon: i was fucking this chick for 5 hours hard in the ass and just pulled it out and she got the rusty q tip.
Mike: damn sounds like a good night
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when your girl is giving you heads right before ejaculating grab that bitches hair turn it to the side and release your load in your bitches ear now shes angry cause she looks like she has the cotton from the Q-tip hanging from her ear.
My bitch michael got mad that i did an angry Q-tip on him now he has to clean his ears.
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When you and your partner are vigorously making love and right before climax, you pullout and cum in her ear.
Hopefully my girlfriend and I will celebrate our anniversary with the Guatemalan Q-Tip tonight.
When an individual sticks their finger up their butthole, removes the finger, and then proceeds to stick the finger into another person's ear, and wiggle it around. Preferably after a wet fart, or shart. Similar to a wet willy.
Bobby was upset his girlfriend wouldn't put out, so he gave her a chocolate q-tip
the colorado Q-tip is a sexual move perfected by the rugged miners of Denver, Colorado. to execute this maneuver, one must first get into a position similar to 69. Then, the male proceeds to insert his fist into the females butt hole, pumping forcefully. Then you must accomplish the tricky task of peeing in the girl's ear.
Example One
“Yo Jake, I got my girl spunk drunk last night!” –B Money
“The Bitch put out?” –Jake
“YEEEEAH BOYEE! I gave her the Colorado Q-Tip!”
Example Two
"Shoot girl, it sure was weird when B-Money pissed in my ear last night!'
"you mean youve never had a Colorado Q-Tip before?"
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