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it’s not about finding a quarantine boyfriend, it’s about developing strong feelings via text that you won’t be able to verify in person until June. “ima flirt with as many people as i can during this quarantine. what y’all gonna do?? come see me? LMAO”
I need a quarantine bf, im bored.
When you're the tightest you've ever been because you've just gone without sex for the longest time ever as an adult.
"baby put your N95 mask on and lets meet up secretly for sex. I'm not just ordinary tight right now im quarantine tight"
The Time where you can vibe and do whatever you want that doesn't include going outside.
Quarantine 2020 is playing animal crossing new horizons, binge watching stuff and then sleeping for long hours and then eating.
Verb. "To completely ruin something beyond belief". Usually done by a dan andrews type of person. (See "Dan Andrews")
A bunch of guys attending a car smashup derby would say this.
Person 1: "Duuuude that car just got hotel quarantined!"
Person 2: "Yeah I know it no longer even looks like a car. Look! The wheels are over the other side of the auditorium!"
The guy that a girl leads on, via Snapchat or even text, during COVID-19 just to get attention. She usually has multiple at once just for her own entertainment. Will most definitely ghost him once it is over.
Jessica- “Quarantine boyfriend #7 is already talking about taking me out for dinner after the stay-at-home order ends”
Ashley- “Little does he know you’ll never speak to him once it does end.. LOL”
cats that were adopted during quarantine
Everyone is getting quarantine cats while stuck at home. Some worry what will happen to these cats after quarantine.
Finding someone attractive who you normally would not due being locked up in your homes and not seeing humans in months.
Jim: Wow Mike don’t you think Susan Boyle was looking absolutely scrumptious in that new edition of Scottish Singers Weekly?
Mike: WTF Mike. Take off your Quarantine Goggles.